Amy Pietz
Nude

We’ve been dreaming of a slice of Amy Pietz ever since she got us geeky with a 1994 guest role on Star Trek: The Next Generation and made us crave mistletoe via the 1996 holiday classic Jingle All The Way. This Wisconsin-born beauty really got us pietzing with her regular role as the local lesbian anchorwoman in the WB’s health club comedy Muscle. Sadly, the show was canceled before the sharp brunette could get properly buffed. Amy soon landed on the long-running sitcom Caroline in the City, though, leading to several years of must-masturbate TV. Since then, Amy has been all over television, accepting small parts on Ally McBeal, ER, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Desperate Housewives, How To Get Away With Murder, and Modern Family. She also earned a starring role on the very short-lived 2000 sitcom Cursed, a.k.a. The Weber Show, and provided us with a provocatively-positioned pants-clad posterior. She’s spent her long career mostly clothed, but Pietz has still given us the occasional peek at her panties. In CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, we caught a glimpse of Amy’s hot bod in black lace lingerie. But Mr. Skin is most attracted to Amy’s role on the FX comedy series You’re the Worst, which gave us a long look at Amy’s best naked ass-et. He also enjoys her on the comedy series Maron, wherein the titular comedian Marc Maron got to grab Amy’s bra-clad boobs. If only we could switch places with him! At 51, Amy’s still a Pietz of ass.